Renn's Got a Brand New Plane !!

Friends:


Renn's Got a Brand New Plane!!

That's right, a new toy, and about time, I'd say. He's been bored around the hangar, and has taken to such things as putting up fences and signs to keep us from shortcuts across the runways, planting shrubs, painting things, raising rents and general harassment. I don't know how Sibby did it, but she consented to the purchase of a nice King Air 90, a Super turbo sexy flying machine, as the first of many in the new company, Gruber International Airlines. Yes, you heard it first right here .... IPO out soon!

To commemorate this event, we all got together and modified some of the words of James Brown's famous song, "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag," for this occasion. If you know the tune, try these words:

Renn's Got a Brand New Plane

Come here Sibby ... Renn's in the swing
He's real hip ... about that brand new King
He ain't no pain
Renn's got a brand new plane.


Come here Margie ... and dig this crazy scene
It's not too fancy ... but its lines are pretty clean!
Money ain't no drain
Renn's got a brand new plane.

He's doing the Jerk. ...
He's doing the Fly
Don't call him cheap 'cause you know he ain't shy
He's doing the Monkey, the Mashed Potatoes, Jump back Jack on Gruber Lane
Renn's got a brand new plane.

Come here Bilsky
Renn's in the swing
He's real hip now
But he can dig that brand new thing.
He ain't no drag
That plane's his brand new bag.

Look out Hangar! He's doing the Jerk
Airport Authority ... he's doing the Flirt
He's doing the twist ... just like this,
He's doing the Fly ev'ry day and ev'ry night
That thing's just like a Boomerang.

Hey! Hey .... he's up tight. .. out of sight. ..
In the day or in the night
We wonder if he's gone insane,
Renn's got a brand new plane.

Yessir, nothing like toys for tots, and I know Renn would like to show you his flagship toy before he snaps out of the dream. He'll probably even invite you to participate .... Make his day and take a look. It's a beauty!!