Ask Mr. Irrelevant

  Off with the old, on with the new. Nature turns the page. * * * It’s a quiet Saturday afternoon. I stand on the back patio peeling a last-...

  The solar calendar still reads winter. The South Georgia almanac says: “Spring.” * * * ...

  Not since Orson Welles’s radio version of War of the Worlds aired in 1938 has such panic ensued with the sighting of a white Chinese ball...

  “ I’m older now but still runnin’ against the wind, against the wind.”    Bob Seger lyrics   * * *   It’s mid-January already. We’...

  “ To every thing there is a season, and a time for every purpose under the heaven.” Ecclesiastes 3:1   * * *   The words above were...